The ultimate dad joke compilation
Reblog for “Robeneros”
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
Thank you anon. :)
THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.
I’m going through a lot right now and I could use people to talk to. Please, message me or something.
— Sophia Dembling’s The Introvert’s Way (via filmlovingfreak)
— Frida Kahlo (via teenager90s)
— Eireann Corrigan, You Remind Me Of You: A Poetry Memoir (via teenager90s)
I can’t choose which one is more me
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"